Two unborn child in mothers womb,
saw a penis,
one told "look dad is coming"
other told "stupid, this is not dad, thats uncle..
dad never wear raincoat!"
Maa ne apni beti se poocha, "How your married life is going on?"
Beti ne sharmate huye kaha,
"It was just like the advertisement of British airways"
Jab mother ne advertisement dekhi to woh shock ho gayi
7 days a week, twice a day, both ways.
A man busy having sex.
Son - dad kya kaar rahe ho?
Dad - mummy k tank mein patrol bhar raha hoon
Son - Fuel meter check karke dalo,dopaher me hi uncle tank full kar k gaya.
Judge : as you are the key witness,can u tell me the exact place,wheere this man raped ur wife?
Sardar : Lifted sardarni"s saree and said,here my lord.
Baccha (looking at breast): Maa ye kya hai?
Maa : Ballon baccha
Baccha : aapke itne chote aur kamwali k itne bade kyun?
Maa : Tune kab dekha?
Baccha : Jab papa hawa bhar rahe the.
The most difficult golf course in the world is.. "Women Hole" any
style you play.. as many shots you try.. & as much perfection you have.. you
can never get your balls in..!!!
How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease
her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show
up naked, bring beer!!
Girl:It�s 2 tight
Boy:Don�t worry,I�ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can�t,
Gal:It�s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We�ll buy new WEDDING RING!
A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son, but they dont know
proper word to print, so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY
OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS
Husband:- ne sasural me biwi se : chalo sex karte hain
Biwi : nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai
Husband :- tho kya mere baap ka ghar red light area hai jo to roz
Taiyar ho jati hai.
Conductor : baccha ko ticket?
Rajsthani lady :- iko bhi lagego ke ? yo tho abaar bobo chuse hai.
Conductor:- bobo tho iko baap bhi chuse hai.
To uke bhi free me bitha lu
Ek bar girls hostel me ladkiya cycle chalate hue bahut shor macha
rahi thi,Tabhi WARDEN ayi aur boli "shor kam machao nahi to cycle ki
seat wapis lagwa Dungi.
Bakri Ki Jan Talwar Ke Niche,
Ladki Ki Jan Salwar Ke Niche,
Jo Chali Jaye Mat Bhago Uske Piche,
Pyar Karo Usi Se Jo Salwar Khole Khusi Se!
Best Of Luck.
Little Boy: Dad How Was I Born? Dad: Well, Son Ur Mom & I Got
Together at "Yahoo". We Set up A Date Via E-Mail & Met In Cyber Cafe
Ur Mom Agreed To "Download..... Data" From My "Pen Drive". Just When I
Was About to "Transfer", We Realised That Non Of Us Had "Installed" A
"Firewall"
It Was Too Late To hit "Delete..... Nine Months Later A "Pop-up
Window" Appeared Saying"You Have Got A Male" ....
A girl goes 2 doctor n says-Doctor mere niche 1 ched aur kar do.
Doctor asked: why?
Girl : business aacha chal raha hai soch rahi hu ek branch aur khol loon.
Galib sahab par ek ladki ne peshab kar diya.
Galib :aye chanchal shokh hassena ye kaisi nadani hai?
Grl:Aap jis jheel se nikle hain,ye usi jheel ka pani hain
A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector.
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed,
200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet
Calories burnt by sex:
Lying down: 90cal
Stnding up: 492cal
Dog style: 326cal
2nd round: 824cal
Dresing up after sex while WIFE knocks at the door: 50000 cal.
Man marries deaf Girl-
He writes-We must fix a Code: If I want SEX I'll press ur left BooB-U
reply by shakin my penis once for YES, or 50 times for NO....!
In lift, mans elbow accidently touch lady's breast.
man: if ur heart soft as ur breast ull forgive me.
lady: if ur cock s hard as ur elbow im in room 207.
Condom says to whisper : buddy every months u stop my business for one week
Whisper says : ahh if u make a mistake one time, I'll loose my business for 9 months.....
Oscar nomination 4 blue films r :
1 : uatr k panti so gayi aunti,
2 : hasina k dudu me pasina,
3 : pati fouz mein to biwi mouz me,
4 : ghar me shali to puri raat diwali
Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a nam
Duty- if done with ur wife..
Art- if done with ur love..
Education- if done with a virgin..
Tution- if done with ur teacher..
Job- if done with your boss/secretary..
Science- if done with a fertile lady..
Business- if done with a prostitute..
Social work - if done with ur neighbour
Charity- if done with a widow
Sacrifice- if done with ur own hand