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Bengali non veg sms about NANO


Ratan(tata) bole- dekhun didi ei j amar nano,
didi bole bhalo tobe eto choto keno?
Ratan bole choto holeo ache darun dom,
Didi bole chepe dekhbo sotti kirokom.





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Dirty sms about teacher and student


Tchr : pasive me badlo!
"bache jab sunsan jagao par jate he to hadso ko janam de hain"
stdnt : "sunsan jagao par huye haadse bacho ko janam dete hain"







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A dirty sms message


Monkeys and girls are same,
because they fight only for banana...

Boys and rats are same
because they always search new holes.










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A funny and dirty sms


Pathan was teaching his kid
how 2 masturbate..
Kid says - "this is gr8 fun dad!"
Pathan said - yes, n wen u get 13
u can use ur own cock









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Funny adult sms about male and female


May times, ppl say that d women species talk too much

but dere's no problem, bcoz d male ear is selective

Example:

wen d women say:
this house is a mess, honey
U n I need 2 clean this
Ur stuff is all on d floor
U will b without clothes
If u don't wash them NOW

The male ear only understand:

bla bla bla, honey
bla bla bla, U n I
bla bla bla, on the floor
bla bla bla, without clothes
bla bla bla, NOW!!

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